There is a paper-thin difference between toughness and vengefulness.

[jump_isforkids]

Uuuuuuuuugh. This god-forsaken place is getting more and more packed with noisy noisy neighbors, and none of them wears a zip-up sweater and sings a cheerful song when they come home, which makes them the other kind of neighbor. Rogers-san, come save me...

Gaaah, and I haven't found any pudding yet-- Oi. Someone out there. Someone with pudding, come to Gin-san's room and visit, 'kay? We'll make an exchange. I have the most amazing exotic pet you could ever wish for that I can trade for it.

After that, what else... Ah, that, yeah. I've missed the last two weeks of Shounen Jump. That's bad, that's REALLY BAD. That needs to be fixed. I need money. Someone, please lend me some to nice 'ole Gin-san, eh? I'll pay you back with double interest.

....

AAAAUGH, I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE!!

I CAN'T STAND THIS PLACE ANYMORE!

Gin-san's patience has officially run out! ONE TICKET BACK TO EDO, IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND!! OKAY!! HERE I GO!!

Comments

[papercranelover.livejournal.com]

I would happily lends you some money, and of course you don't need to pay interest.

*happily hands him some HL*

1/2

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

......

2/2

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Hey, sister, I need a little more? To feed our adorable, loving pet, Zuu. He's been looking a little under-the-weather, I'm worried we'll have to take him to the vet even...

Re: 2/2

[papercranelover.livejournal.com]

Oh, sure.

*takes out some more HL*

I hope your pet will get better...

1/4

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

*takes it gleefully* Ee hee hee hee~!

Hee...

2/4

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

...

3/4

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

*opens mouth, pauses, and then sighs*

...............

4/4

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

*gives all the HL back* Here.

[orange-renge.livejournal.com]

That's that old American guy, right?

Why not wait for the monthly edition? There's more in it, anyway.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

I guess I could wait. But waiting... *sighs restlessly*

[orange-renge.livejournal.com]

Eeesh. It's just Jump. Not like your life depends on it. Why not get a job if you want it so bad?

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Keeping a steady job just isn't my thing. It doesn't work, believe me.

Maybe I should just quit reading Jump already...but then, you've gotta stay young at heart, and...but maybe I really should quit...but...

[orange-renge.livejournal.com]

Really, there's nothing wrong with reading Jump. I mean, hell, I see guys twice my age buying it sometimes.

[deadpandevourer.livejournal.com]

You should focus on the positive aspects of your new life.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

I'd like to hear what they are.

[deadpandevourer.livejournal.com]

You live in a room with walls and a ceiling.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised how easy it is to get something like that where I come from. ...Although I have to pay rent.

[deadpandevourer.livejournal.com]

Tragically, there are many people who cannot afford even this basic priviledge.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Stop acting like a Give A Little Bit Foundation fundraiser commercial!!

*he's sweating tho u are totally getting to him*

[deadpandevourer.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should try living outside for a week or two. You might learn to better appreciate your status of living.

[composedcalm.livejournal.com]

Oh my.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

...

[composedcalm.livejournal.com]

Good luck with that.

Re: 2/2

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

Pudding? Well, I have some pudding, you can have it!

*Rummages around in her pockets and procures a pudding cup*

Here ya go!

*It's green and says "Netherworld brand Zombie pudding"*

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

PUDDING! GET-O DA ZE!

*snatches it and flees* Later I'll treat you to ice cream or something because I was kidding about giving away our peeeet...!

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

*She calls out to him as he runs off*

O-Oh! uhh! thank you very much sir!

Oh wow! treat me to ice cream! that's so gentlemanly! awesome!

[moe-elemental.livejournal.com]

I have seen recipes for a number of puddings in a number of different cookbooks. Is there a certain kind that you would prefer?

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Thanks, sister, but I already got my pudding.

...You the cook here at the castle?

[moe-elemental.livejournal.com]

I am indeed the cook.

However, I am afraid that I am not your sister.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

...Whatever, princess.

Well, thanks for helping out and all that. It must be tough cooking for the crazy bunch of characters we've got gathered here.