I think it's best you let sleeping dogs lie, kid. Any of the "guests" pulled here from another world get a room, it's been an unbroken pattern. Your adorable wife is probably sitting at home wherever it is you came from, knitting a new scarf for you and waiting for you to be sent back.

Look on the bright side; the longer it takes, the better-suited the scarf will be to wrap around two people. *hands the photo back to him*