Eh, what? Did I just hear something? Oooh nevermind it was just the wind. Who'd want to talk to an ASSHOLE LIKE ME. Oh woe is me, I'm all alone in this world...!

Mother! Mother, you can hear me right? OH, how I miss you and your delicious plum rice balls that were so sour I cried every time I took a bite! HOW I LONG TO TASTE THEM ONCE MORE.