There Are No Bad Guys Among Those with Natural Perms.

[jump_isforkids]

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*grunts and scratches while looking around*

Huh? Where's this? Nnnn, I could swear that I didn't fall asleep on the side of an active volcano. Eh? Active volcano? Hmmmm. Wait, what? Active? I seem to recall that if a volcano is active, that means that it could erupt at any time. Huh?

The earth is moving. Crap, man. This is supposed to be a PG-13 at most RP, isn't it? How crude. I'm gonna get axed for sure.

Eh?

It's erupting.

*stares at the erupting volcano*

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IT'S ERUPTING FOR SERIOOOOOUS!!! *flees in the opposite direction of the fast-running lava*

((Feel free to assume your character is talking to him after he was done getting away from said lava :P))

Comments

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

...Gintoki. Freelancer.

[knockyoualldown.livejournal.com]

You mean a person who does other people's chores for money?

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Chores, sure. I also can find missing pets, do bodyguard missions, and do magic shows at birthday parties!

[knockyoualldown.livejournal.com]

In other words, you're a guy who'll do anything as long as it pays the bills.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Well, I hope I can keep doing that, anyway. This place might throw a wrench in those plans. I'd really like to get home, but I don't see an exit anywhere. Are you inside the castle?

[knockyoualldown.livejournal.com]

I am! The decor could use some work, but the rooms are quite, uh, roomy.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Rooms?

[knockyoualldown.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't be much of a castle without guest rooms. One of them had my name on it!

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

What does that mean? Is it some kind of demonic hospital? That's creepy.

[knockyoualldown.livejournal.com]

More like a demonic hotel.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

...

*scratches his head a little*

Hey. Is there a room with my name on it, too?

[knockyoualldown.livejournal.com]

Maybe. There's a lot of rooms.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

In that case, maybe I should just check for myself.