There Are No Bad Guys Among Those with Natural Perms.

[jump_isforkids]

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*grunts and scratches while looking around*

Huh? Where's this? Nnnn, I could swear that I didn't fall asleep on the side of an active volcano. Eh? Active volcano? Hmmmm. Wait, what? Active? I seem to recall that if a volcano is active, that means that it could erupt at any time. Huh?

The earth is moving. Crap, man. This is supposed to be a PG-13 at most RP, isn't it? How crude. I'm gonna get axed for sure.

Eh?

It's erupting.

*stares at the erupting volcano*

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IT'S ERUPTING FOR SERIOOOOOUS!!! *flees in the opposite direction of the fast-running lava*

((Feel free to assume your character is talking to him after he was done getting away from said lava :P))

Comments

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

I don't want to hear anything about that from a brat.

What's coming out of your head? Are those antenna? Are you trying to be moe? Girls don't go for that, all right? It's guys. You're going to attract guys like that.

...

*hids mouth behind hand, embarrassed*

[overlordinate.livejournal.com]

My hair is imposing! The only effect it has on guys or girls is letting them know I'm a powerful Overlord!

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Oh, suuuuure it is. *fake bows to Laharl* AH! Overlord~ I'll follow you until the ends of the eeeeearth~

[overlordinate.livejournal.com]

I'll end your earth!

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Oh really? Good luck, 'cause it sure ain't here.

...Speaking of, can you tell me where this is? Seems I've become a lost child. It's a little embarrassing.

[overlordinate.livejournal.com]

Ha! So now who's the kid, human?

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Aren't you human too? Oi.

[overlordinate.livejournal.com]

Humans can't be Overlords, idiot. It takes a demon to rule demons.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Again with the "Overlord" stuff? Sheesh, you kids and your imaginati--

*notices his ears*

...Oi, oi, oi. Is that cosplay, or...?

[overlordinate.livejournal.com]

Of course it's not! Now do you realize who and what you're talking to?

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

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A Keebler elf?

1/3

[overlordinate.livejournal.com]

2/3

[overlordinate.livejournal.com]

[overlordinate.livejournal.com]

I SAID I'M A DEMON!

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Are all demons this loud? Geez.

[overlordinate.livejournal.com]

Yes.

Yes we are.


You'd better get used to it, too. You're in a Netherworld now, human.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

..."Netherworld"? I've never heard of that before.

[overlordinate.livejournal.com]

Like I said, you humans are like little kids! It'd be cute if you weren't so annoying.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Who's annoying?! I'm not the one yelling and walking around shirtless and threatening people's lives!