Make Friends Who You Can Call By Nicknames Even When You're Old Men.

[jump_isforkids]

[Private, unhackable]

Guu got presents for a lot of people. A lot of weird presents. What a weird kid.

...kid. Kid. As in child.

...

I doubt anyone's getting anything for her. Yeah, I bet. Uh-huh.

...

[ Gintoki was paid 1000HL for helping an old lady's catsaber down from a tree, which he used to buy a stuffed demon-creature toy for Guu. It's really ugly, but really adorable in a way. ]

*leaves it on her bed sometime during Christmas day while she wasn't around*

...Christmas had better be a happy memory when you're a kid, after all...

Comments

[deadpandevourer.livejournal.com]

*spits it out*

Disgusting.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

*points* YOU!! WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS CHEER AND PRESENT-GIVING?! OI!! OI!!

I HAD TO RUN AROUND FOR HOURS LOOKING FOR SOME KIND OF JOB TO GET THAT, OKAY?! I HAVE NO MONEY! YOU JUST ATE MY MONEY AND SPIT IT OUT!! I CAN'T RETURN A BARFED-UP UGLY DOLL!!

[deadpandevourer.livejournal.com]

As long as you embrace the Christmas spirit, it's no problem.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

I THOUGHT THAT MEANT KIDS EMBRACING STUFFED ANIMALS, NOT ME EMBRACING AN EMPTY WALLET

[deadpandevourer.livejournal.com]

That's just one kind.