jump_isforkids: (leaning on couch lazy)
((just a note-- Gintoki spent 14,000HL of the 15,000HL that he got from Elizabeth on booze, ice cream sundaes, strawberry milk, and 6 weeks or so of Shounen Jump. I can't have Gintoki having too much money, otherwise he just doesn't work, literally and figuratively :D))

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah that's the good stuff.

*belches*

*tosses his 19th empty strawberry milk carton into Zuu's zombie dragon mouth*

Whew...

*picks his ear*

*yaaaaaawns*

*scratches his shoulder*

...................Bored...............

((Please take note that it's possible your character got word that Gintoki is a freelancer who will do nearly anything if paid. Let's have fun guyz<3))
jump_isforkids: (da hell are you talking about)
Uuuuuuuuugh. This god-forsaken place is getting more and more packed with noisy noisy neighbors, and none of them wears a zip-up sweater and sings a cheerful song when they come home, which makes them the other kind of neighbor. Rogers-san, come save me...

Gaaah, and I haven't found any pudding yet-- Oi. Someone out there. Someone with pudding, come to Gin-san's room and visit, 'kay? We'll make an exchange. I have the most amazing exotic pet you could ever wish for that I can trade for it.

After that, what else... Ah, that, yeah. I've missed the last two weeks of Shounen Jump. That's bad, that's REALLY BAD. That needs to be fixed. I need money. Someone, please lend me some to nice 'ole Gin-san, eh? I'll pay you back with double interest.

....

AAAAUGH, I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE!!

I CAN'T STAND THIS PLACE ANYMORE!

Gin-san's patience has officially run out! ONE TICKET BACK TO EDO, IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND!! OKAY!! HERE I GO!!
jump_isforkids: (shit ew crap)
Uuuuuugh.... There are five elephants trying and failing at ballet inside of my head, someone tell them they need to pursue a different hobby...

Oi. New people. Who the heck are you all. I'm too lazy to keep track. So I declare a

~*~Self-Introduction Time~*~


Okayyyy, let's hear your name, occupation, and favorite way to spend a rainy day. In a nice, big, confidence voice, kay kids?

...Or...maybe not so loud. *rubs forehead*

((Can you say "hangover"? Come on, how else would you deal with a zombie dragon in your room. :D))
jump_isforkids: (blank face)
[Private, unhackable]

Guu got presents for a lot of people. A lot of weird presents. What a weird kid.

...kid. Kid. As in child.

...

I doubt anyone's getting anything for her. Yeah, I bet. Uh-huh.

...


[ Gintoki was paid 1000HL for helping an old lady's catsaber down from a tree, which he used to buy a stuffed demon-creature toy for Guu. It's really ugly, but really adorable in a way. ]

*leaves it on her bed sometime during Christmas day while she wasn't around*

...Christmas had better be a happy memory when you're a kid, after all...
jump_isforkids: (leaning on couch lazy)
I'd like you all to meet my new roommate, Guu. She's a fragile soul, so please be kind and give her a wide berth. I don't know what might happen if you get to close to her. Like her stalking you and forcing herself into your living quarters.

So. I believe I'm stuck here in this hellish place.

This isn't annoying me yet, BUT! I think the possibility of that happening eventually is extremely high. Oi. Is there someplace to drink around here? I'm going to need a few.

Ah, and I'll take one copy of this week's Shounen Jump.

*takes to his room and kicks back on the bed to read it*

*page turn* Ah... I want a "bankai," too...

((Mods and players, please assume that Gintoki is going to buy an issue of Weekly Shounen Jump every single week that he lives here. Since there's no actually-kept-track-of system...I guess it doesn't matter. It'll be about 250HL for each copy.))

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