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Okay, th-th-th-th-this is a game. Right? A game? Like, the part where all the kids who hit puberty just a year or two ahead of you are shoving your head in a toilet until water's leaking in through your ears, and you can't even remember what you did to make them want to make you this week's punching bag. That kind of game, I can tell, right? Right?
Okaaaaay yeah. Yeah, this is fun, we've all had a laugh, I think. I thought it was hilarious, too! But now it's over, so, I guess it's time for me to. Take a nap or something, because guys? I think you need to lighten up next time we play this game. I can't remember anything-- NOT THAT IT'S PERMANENT, NO. I'll be fine. Just.
Be careful next time, okay?
*points* Always be careful of where the path of a school bully takes you.
HNGGNNGNHGHHGH. GODDAMMIT. Am I tripping? Am I drunk? What the hell...
Okaaaaay yeah. Yeah, this is fun, we've all had a laugh, I think. I thought it was hilarious, too! But now it's over, so, I guess it's time for me to. Take a nap or something, because guys? I think you need to lighten up next time we play this game. I can't remember anything-- NOT THAT IT'S PERMANENT, NO. I'll be fine. Just.
Be careful next time, okay?
*points* Always be careful of where the path of a school bully takes you.
HNGGNNGNHGHHGH. GODDAMMIT. Am I tripping? Am I drunk? What the hell...
OOC:: Life Moves On Like A Conveyor Belt
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netherworld_rpg. Here on out, Gintoki's heading over to memento_eden.
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jump_isforkids, ya basterds!
netherworld_rpg. Here on out, Gintoki's heading over to memento_eden.Hey, Netherworld! Please friend remove
jump_isforkids, ya basterds!What the hell is happening to "Ble*ch" these days?
I can understand wanting to follow-through with character development; that's one of the strongest tools in a manga author's arsenal. But when you start feeling like these aren't the same characters that we met a few years back, then I ask you, what is the point? Manga is manga. Jump is Jump. When you give characters' their power-ups, don't blow your whole wad and leave the readers confused and feeling cheated, ya bastard.
Also, didn't this story have a main character? Suspense is important, but pretty soon it'll get to be so bad that when he shows up again, everyone's reaction will be "Eh? New character?" How sad is he gonna be when that happens, eh?! Shit. Not only that, but we're running out of bad guys for him to beat up, aren't we? I know that A*zen is strong and everything, but if it takes an entire arc for that fight, I'm quitting Jump, I'm dead serious. I can't put up with that kind of shit! Who would?! It's disgraceful!
That said, I hope that the prize for stealing the Delong Star Ruby is good. I'm chaffing in this all-black spy outfit, and The Boys are going to be a different color once I check them in the toilet, I just know it, I am not even joking around here.
Okay, calm down. Nothing's getting stolen as long as you keep getting upset like this. Slow and steady...
*infiltrates the museum, and is ninja-ing his way to steal the ruby*
Seriously, though. What the hell, Ble*ch.
I can understand wanting to follow-through with character development; that's one of the strongest tools in a manga author's arsenal. But when you start feeling like these aren't the same characters that we met a few years back, then I ask you, what is the point? Manga is manga. Jump is Jump. When you give characters' their power-ups, don't blow your whole wad and leave the readers confused and feeling cheated, ya bastard.
Also, didn't this story have a main character? Suspense is important, but pretty soon it'll get to be so bad that when he shows up again, everyone's reaction will be "Eh? New character?" How sad is he gonna be when that happens, eh?! Shit. Not only that, but we're running out of bad guys for him to beat up, aren't we? I know that A*zen is strong and everything, but if it takes an entire arc for that fight, I'm quitting Jump, I'm dead serious. I can't put up with that kind of shit! Who would?! It's disgraceful!
That said, I hope that the prize for stealing the Delong Star Ruby is good. I'm chaffing in this all-black spy outfit, and The Boys are going to be a different color once I check them in the toilet, I just know it, I am not even joking around here.
Okay, calm down. Nothing's getting stolen as long as you keep getting upset like this. Slow and steady...
*infiltrates the museum, and is ninja-ing his way to steal the ruby*
Seriously, though. What the hell, Ble*ch.
AHRIGHT!
My experience point is being spent on my SUGAR STAT.
With an increased Sugar stat, I should be able to eat more than one parfait in a week, yeah? I've been meaning to switch doctors in any case; honestly, this guy doesn't know what he's talking about. Who seriously believes in diabetes, anyway?! SAME PEOPLE THAT BELIEVE IN THE TOOTH FAIRY AND SANTA CLAUS, I TELL YA.
My experience point is being spent on my SUGAR STAT.
With an increased Sugar stat, I should be able to eat more than one parfait in a week, yeah? I've been meaning to switch doctors in any case; honestly, this guy doesn't know what he's talking about. Who seriously believes in diabetes, anyway?! SAME PEOPLE THAT BELIEVE IN THE TOOTH FAIRY AND SANTA CLAUS, I TELL YA.
I haven't had a job in 6 weeks now.
I haven't read "Jump" in 2, seeing as my wallet is emptier than a tired housewife's smile.
Maybe I should stop reading it.
Maybe.
...
*some time later, Gintoki is standing in front of the castle entrance, holding up a sign that says
WILL SNARK
FOR FOOD
I haven't read "Jump" in 2, seeing as my wallet is emptier than a tired housewife's smile.
Maybe I should stop reading it.
Maybe.
...
*some time later, Gintoki is standing in front of the castle entrance, holding up a sign that says
FOR FOOD
( For some reason, snow is falling all around Gintoki, even when he's inside. The snow never piles up anywhere except for when it lands directly on him. )
JESUS, it's hot. *tugs at collar* Mother in heaven, I am not messin' around. Did they finally decide to turn this place into 100% Hell? Oy, I don't appreciate this.*fanning himself with a Shounen Jump monthly subscription advertisement card, 'cause that's really all he has* For crying out loud. Will someone open a window, turn on the air conditioning, and stuff some ice cubes down my back?
Fuck it-- *starts stripping to his underwear*
((What? What are you looking at? I don't know what you're looking it. I'm just RPing here. That's all I'M doing, I don't know about you. Sheesh.
:>
ANYWAY, Gintoki has been affected by the snow mushi, which is in the Mushishi manga but not the 26-episode anime. Like it says above, it's always snowing on him. Not explained above, his body temperature is dangerously low, which is why everything feels so hot to him, and he's actually in danger of frostbite, even though he doesn't feel it.))
JESUS, it's hot. *tugs at collar* Mother in heaven, I am not messin' around. Did they finally decide to turn this place into 100% Hell? Oy, I don't appreciate this.*fanning himself with a Shounen Jump monthly subscription advertisement card, 'cause that's really all he has* For crying out loud. Will someone open a window, turn on the air conditioning, and stuff some ice cubes down my back?
Fuck it-- *starts stripping to his underwear*
((What? What are you looking at? I don't know what you're looking it. I'm just RPing here. That's all I'M doing, I don't know about you. Sheesh.
:>
ANYWAY, Gintoki has been affected by the snow mushi, which is in the Mushishi manga but not the 26-episode anime. Like it says above, it's always snowing on him. Not explained above, his body temperature is dangerously low, which is why everything feels so hot to him, and he's actually in danger of frostbite, even though he doesn't feel it.))
[ A crash in the distance. Netherworld's version of birds all take off at once, startled by something in the trees. A rumbling like an earthquake, and all the trees suddenly are uprooted as the ground completely ruptures and rumbles and turns over as if it were alive. After the destruction is complete, the dust clears...and a single man stands, a glowing weapon wedged into the ground where he stabbed it. He pulls it out with a mighty, well, pull, and hefts it over his shoulder. The blade is big. And shiny. And also big. Really, really, badly-designed big. Why the hell did they design a sword like that? If people want to cosplay it, it won't fit in the door! There's something called MODERATION, you art designers!! ]
*grins widely*
BBBBANKKKKAIIII!
((His dream came true, I decided. Eh, why not.))
*grins widely*
BBBBANKKKKAIIII!
((His dream came true, I decided. Eh, why not.))
Ha-SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~
*dancing here, dancing there, looking like he's high off of 5 kinds of drugs or something*
Isn't it BEAUTIFUL toDAAYYYYY. Aaah~ I used to make fun of people that made stupid conversation like that but FUCK IT I DON'T GIVE A CRAP
*hugs random people, be they guys or girls or maybe even scary monsters and demons since he's not really watching where he's going right now*
((As the result of Karin's bite (which he didn't witness by the way, he was out cold at the time) Gintoki is in Super Happy mode. which never happens in canon really so I'm making it up as I go! Yay for RP!
*does her best to distinguish him from Vash*
feel free to reply here assuming Gintoki just hugged your character, if you want, or you could reply here just to the journal entry part, whatev~))
*dancing here, dancing there, looking like he's high off of 5 kinds of drugs or something*
Isn't it BEAUTIFUL toDAAYYYYY. Aaah~ I used to make fun of people that made stupid conversation like that but FUCK IT I DON'T GIVE A CRAP
*hugs random people, be they guys or girls or maybe even scary monsters and demons since he's not really watching where he's going right now*
((As the result of Karin's bite (which he didn't witness by the way, he was out cold at the time) Gintoki is in Super Happy mode. which never happens in canon really so I'm making it up as I go! Yay for RP!
feel free to reply here assuming Gintoki just hugged your character, if you want, or you could reply here just to the journal entry part, whatev~))
When you're tired, eat something sour.
Feb. 17th, 2009 12:42 pm((just a note-- Gintoki spent 14,000HL of the 15,000HL that he got from Elizabeth on booze, ice cream sundaes, strawberry milk, and 6 weeks or so of Shounen Jump. I can't have Gintoki having too much money, otherwise he just doesn't work, literally and figuratively :D))
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah that's the good stuff.
*belches*
*tosses his 19th empty strawberry milk carton into Zuu's zombie dragon mouth*
Whew...
*picks his ear*
*yaaaaaawns*
*scratches his shoulder*
...................Bored...............
((Please take note that it's possible your character got word that Gintoki is a freelancer who will do nearly anything if paid. Let's have fun guyz<3))
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah that's the good stuff.
*belches*
*tosses his 19th empty strawberry milk carton into Zuu's zombie dragon mouth*
Whew...
*picks his ear*
*yaaaaaawns*
*scratches his shoulder*
...................Bored...............
((Please take note that it's possible your character got word that Gintoki is a freelancer who will do nearly anything if paid. Let's have fun guyz<3))
Uuuuuuuuugh. This god-forsaken place is getting more and more packed with noisy noisy neighbors, and none of them wears a zip-up sweater and sings a cheerful song when they come home, which makes them the other kind of neighbor. Rogers-san, come save me...
Gaaah, and I haven't found any pudding yet-- Oi. Someone out there. Someone with pudding, come to Gin-san's room and visit, 'kay? We'll make an exchange. I have the most amazing exotic pet you could ever wish for that I can trade for it.
After that, what else... Ah, that, yeah. I've missed the last two weeks of Shounen Jump. That's bad, that's REALLY BAD. That needs to be fixed. I need money. Someone, please lend me some to nice 'ole Gin-san, eh? I'll pay you back with double interest.
....
AAAAUGH, I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE!!
I CAN'T STAND THIS PLACE ANYMORE!
Gin-san's patience has officially run out! ONE TICKET BACK TO EDO, IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND!! OKAY!! HERE I GO!!
Gaaah, and I haven't found any pudding yet-- Oi. Someone out there. Someone with pudding, come to Gin-san's room and visit, 'kay? We'll make an exchange. I have the most amazing exotic pet you could ever wish for that I can trade for it.
After that, what else... Ah, that, yeah. I've missed the last two weeks of Shounen Jump. That's bad, that's REALLY BAD. That needs to be fixed. I need money. Someone, please lend me some to nice 'ole Gin-san, eh? I'll pay you back with double interest.
....
AAAAUGH, I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE!!
I CAN'T STAND THIS PLACE ANYMORE!
Gin-san's patience has officially run out! ONE TICKET BACK TO EDO, IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND!! OKAY!! HERE I GO!!
Uuuuuugh.... There are five elephants trying and failing at ballet inside of my head, someone tell them they need to pursue a different hobby...
Oi. New people. Who the heck are you all. I'm too lazy to keep track. So I declare a
~*~Self-Introduction Time~*~
Okayyyy, let's hear your name, occupation, and favorite way to spend a rainy day. In a nice, big, confidence voice, kay kids?
...Or...maybe not so loud. *rubs forehead*
((Can you say "hangover"? Come on, how else would you deal with a zombie dragon in your room. :D))
Oi. New people. Who the heck are you all. I'm too lazy to keep track. So I declare a
Okayyyy, let's hear your name, occupation, and favorite way to spend a rainy day. In a nice, big, confidence voice, kay kids?
...Or...maybe not so loud. *rubs forehead*
((Can you say "hangover"? Come on, how else would you deal with a zombie dragon in your room. :D))
[Private, unhackable]
Guu got presents for a lot of people. A lot of weird presents. What a weird kid.
...kid. Kid. As in child.
...
I doubt anyone's getting anything for her. Yeah, I bet. Uh-huh.
...
[ Gintoki was paid 1000HL for helping an old lady's catsaber down from a tree, which he used to buy a stuffed demon-creature toy for Guu. It's really ugly, but really adorable in a way. ]
*leaves it on her bed sometime during Christmas day while she wasn't around*
...Christmas had better be a happy memory when you're a kid, after all...
Guu got presents for a lot of people. A lot of weird presents. What a weird kid.
...kid. Kid. As in child.
...
I doubt anyone's getting anything for her. Yeah, I bet. Uh-huh.
...
[ Gintoki was paid 1000HL for helping an old lady's catsaber down from a tree, which he used to buy a stuffed demon-creature toy for Guu. It's really ugly, but really adorable in a way. ]
*leaves it on her bed sometime during Christmas day while she wasn't around*
...Christmas had better be a happy memory when you're a kid, after all...
Christmas, huh. I wonder if that old geezer would make it all the way to different planes of existence. At least, he should visit Kagura with more meat buns. Aaah, he better have learned his lesson and not take the job so lightly. Honestly, who farts in people's faces when they're sleeping? And he looked like a burglar in those black clothes. Who told him to change from the red outfit, anyway?
....Oh wait, that was me.
*coughs*
At any rate, it just doesn't feel like Christmas without snow, huh...
[Private, slightly hackable to Guu and Gil and people good at reading people]
...or without Kagura and Shinpachi.
....Oh wait, that was me.
*coughs*
At any rate, it just doesn't feel like Christmas without snow, huh...
[Private, slightly hackable to Guu and Gil and people good at reading people]
...or without Kagura and Shinpachi.
I'd like you all to meet my new roommate, Guu. She's a fragile soul, so please be kind and give her a wide berth. I don't know what might happen if you get to close to her. Like her stalking you and forcing herself into your living quarters.
So. I believe I'm stuck here in this hellish place.
This isn't annoying me yet, BUT! I think the possibility of that happening eventually is extremely high. Oi. Is there someplace to drink around here? I'm going to need a few.
Ah, and I'll take one copy of this week's Shounen Jump.
*takes to his room and kicks back on the bed to read it*
*page turn* Ah... I want a "bankai," too...
((Mods and players, please assume that Gintoki is going to buy an issue of Weekly Shounen Jump every single week that he lives here. Since there's no actually-kept-track-of system...I guess it doesn't matter. It'll be about 250HL for each copy.))
So. I believe I'm stuck here in this hellish place.
This isn't annoying me yet, BUT! I think the possibility of that happening eventually is extremely high. Oi. Is there someplace to drink around here? I'm going to need a few.
Ah, and I'll take one copy of this week's Shounen Jump.
*takes to his room and kicks back on the bed to read it*
*page turn* Ah... I want a "bankai," too...
((Mods and players, please assume that Gintoki is going to buy an issue of Weekly Shounen Jump every single week that he lives here. Since there's no actually-kept-track-of system...I guess it doesn't matter. It'll be about 250HL for each copy.))
......
...............
*grunts and scratches while looking around*
Huh? Where's this? Nnnn, I could swear that I didn't fall asleep on the side of an active volcano. Eh? Active volcano? Hmmmm. Wait, what? Active? I seem to recall that if a volcano is active, that means that it could erupt at any time. Huh?
The earth is moving. Crap, man. This is supposed to be a PG-13 at most RP, isn't it? How crude. I'm gonna get axed for sure.
Eh?
It's erupting.
*stares at the erupting volcano*
...
IT'S ERUPTING FOR SERIOOOOOUS!!! *flees in the opposite direction of the fast-running lava*
((Feel free to assume your character is talking to him after he was done getting away from said lava :P))
...............
*grunts and scratches while looking around*
Huh? Where's this? Nnnn, I could swear that I didn't fall asleep on the side of an active volcano. Eh? Active volcano? Hmmmm. Wait, what? Active? I seem to recall that if a volcano is active, that means that it could erupt at any time. Huh?
The earth is moving. Crap, man. This is supposed to be a PG-13 at most RP, isn't it? How crude. I'm gonna get axed for sure.
Eh?
It's erupting.
*stares at the erupting volcano*
...
IT'S ERUPTING FOR SERIOOOOOUS!!! *flees in the opposite direction of the fast-running lava*
((Feel free to assume your character is talking to him after he was done getting away from said lava :P))
