Be careful; if you sleep with the fan on, you'll get a stomachache.

[jump_isforkids]

( For some reason, snow is falling all around Gintoki, even when he's inside. The snow never piles up anywhere except for when it lands directly on him. )

JESUS, it's hot. *tugs at collar* Mother in heaven, I am not messin' around. Did they finally decide to turn this place into 100% Hell? Oy, I don't appreciate this.*fanning himself with a Shounen Jump monthly subscription advertisement card, 'cause that's really all he has* For crying out loud. Will someone open a window, turn on the air conditioning, and stuff some ice cubes down my back?

Fuck it-- *starts stripping to his underwear*

((What? What are you looking at? I don't know what you're looking it. I'm just RPing here. That's all I'M doing, I don't know about you. Sheesh.

:>

ANYWAY, Gintoki has been affected by the snow mushi, which is in the Mushishi manga but not the 26-episode anime. Like it says above, it's always snowing on him. Not explained above, his body temperature is dangerously low, which is why everything feels so hot to him, and he's actually in danger of frostbite, even though he doesn't feel it.))

Comments

[velvetassistant.livejournal.com]

Hmm, my desires have crashed upon each other like waves of infantry to battle, one side representing my desire to play doctor and attempt to cure your condition, the other side to put you in a box to cool my beverages.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Yeah uh huh thanks a lo--

...Condition?

[velvetassistant.livejournal.com]

Your temperature! It's so low that you've become a force of nature~~

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Eh?

*dusts snow off shoulders*

Huh.

I thought I just had to switch shampoos.

[velvetassistant.livejournal.com]

So shall I put you in a box, or look for my nurse hat and stethoscope?

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

NEITHER PLZ? I don't want you anywhere near me with medical tools, thank you very much! *apparently has always, always been somewhat creeped out by Elizabeth, more so than he found her hot and would probably find her attractive in a nurse outfit, oh wait now he's thinking about it but still yeah, she's creepy, so no*

[velvetassistant.livejournal.com]

You rejected to one more fiercely than the other, so here you go~~!

*You have received 6 cans of [Cucumber Pepsi] and a [Box]! You can now use it to mail yourself to various parts of the Netherworld, and also to crawl around in inconspicuously!!*

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

*spreads the 6-pack of Cucumber Pepsi over his forehead and face* Aaaah much better

I don't need a box, I've been in enough already.

[puppy-genocide.livejournal.com]

*walking by*

*eyebrow raise*

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Yeah yeah, move along, nothing to see here but Sad Gintoki In Snow.

[puppy-genocide.livejournal.com]

*Does Not Get It and therefore ignores everything Gintoki just said*

You're covered in snow. The last thing you should be complaining about is the heat.

*coughs into his sleeve*

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

That's just it; I can't explain it, but this snow feels more room-temperature than anything el--

*notices Sasuke's cough* ...

What's up with you?

[oneeyedfish.livejournal.com]

This could be a difficult one...

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

What the hell are you talking about, old man.

[oneeyedfish.livejournal.com]

The mushi affecting you. They've never found a cure for it besides waiting it out...

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Wait-- You're saying you know what's possessing me? Wait-- "mushi"? Wait-- "Never found a cure"? Wait-- They're going to make a 3rd season of Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei?!

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE

DON'T YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHAT "JUMP THE SHARK" MEANS-- Wait, no, like this is the time to be worrying about that!! Hurry up and tell me what's wrong with me, old man!

[papercranelover.livejournal.com]

Oh my!

You seem to be quite in trouble! Can I help you in some way? Maybe get you a blanket?

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

But everything's hot, I said!! Didn't you hear me the first time?!

*calms down* Just don't touch me and we're square. *spreads out all his limbs so that none of his skin is touching* Uuugh...Why don't I have more surface area...

[papercranelover.livejournal.com]

I...I wouldn't touch you anyway...

But really, you should be careful, I'd be worried about getting frostbite... *she shivers visibly*

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Who's getting frostbite? *blinks*

[asshatoverlord.livejournal.com]

Hot.. how the hell could ya be hot, you're....

....

... snowing...

There's all sorts of things wrong with what I just said...

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

I could care less about the snow, it's the right temperature compared to everything else right now.

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

Ahh! That is not how someone should dress in public!!

That and it seems like you have one heck of a dandruff problem! Would you like to try some of my shampoo?

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

I'll probably win a prize for public indecency at this rate, knowing this place.

It's not dandruff, it's snow. Shampoo won't do a thing.

[hateuallsomuch.livejournal.com]

There was a lot wrong with what you just said versus what's actually going on. Really, what the hell?

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Shut your face, not-a-robot guy, and lend me 5 HL to buy some ice.

[hateuallsomuch.livejournal.com]

Fuck no, I'm not wasting money on some stranger.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Name's Gintoki, I'm a freelancer. You have something that needs doing, I'll do it for cash, etc, etc, etc...

RIGHT. Now tell me your name! Hurry, come on now, in a big boy voice.

[hateuallsomuch.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I don't think so.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Why not?

[hateuallsomuch.livejournal.com]

Because I'm not wasting my time or money on you, asshole.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

I wasn't gonna TAKE your money, I was just gonna BORROW it...

It's not like I have anywhere I could escape to, here. We're all trapped.

[hateuallsomuch.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you know somehow I get the feeling I wouldn't be getting that back, not where to run or not.

[bloodmakermaaka.livejournal.com]

*Spots him in his underwear only*

A-a-ah...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Hn? *blinks boredly*

*almost-naked*

[bloodmakermaaka.livejournal.com]

*Turns and runs in the opposite direction oh my gosh this is so embarrassiiiing*

[orange-renge.livejournal.com]

Gintoki, it's snowing all around you.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Yeah, thanks for letting me know.

Hey, think that your zanpaku-blade can slice through whatever has got me here? I think a demon is on my back. See anything? *jerks a thumb behind himself*

[orange-renge.livejournal.com]

No, I don't see anything....

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Tch. *angrily ruffles his own hair* Damnit all to hell! If this is payback for all those erotic fantasies about the weather girl, than I am not laughing, oy.

[orange-renge.livejournal.com]

.....Don't go into detail.


....But was she at least good looking?

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

BAD Kurosaki! MY fantasy! NO BISCUIT!

[orange-renge.livejournal.com]

LIKE I WANTED IN ON THAT!

IT'S PROBABLY GOT TO DO WITH SOME GROSS KIND OF FRUIT.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

....................Ya lost me.

[orange-renge.livejournal.com]

.....Forget it.