Sakata Gintoki

Uuuuuuuuugh. This god-forsaken place is getting more and more packed with noisy noisy neighbors, and none of them wears a zip-up sweater and sings a cheerful song when they come home, which makes them the other kind of neighbor. Rogers-san, come save me...

Gaaah, and I haven't found any pudding yet-- Oi. Someone out there. Someone with pudding, come to Gin-san's room and visit, 'kay? We'll make an exchange. I have the most amazing exotic pet you could ever wish for that I can trade for it.

After that, what else... Ah, that, yeah. I've missed the last two weeks of Shounen Jump. That's bad, that's REALLY BAD. That needs to be fixed. I need money. Someone, please lend me some to nice 'ole Gin-san, eh? I'll pay you back with double interest.

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AAAAUGH, I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE!!

I CAN'T STAND THIS PLACE ANYMORE!

Gin-san's patience has officially run out! ONE TICKET BACK TO EDO, IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND!! OKAY!! HERE I GO!!