A pet's owner should look after it and take responsibility for any trouble it causes.

[jump_isforkids]

Uuuuuugh.... There are five elephants trying and failing at ballet inside of my head, someone tell them they need to pursue a different hobby...

Oi. New people. Who the heck are you all. I'm too lazy to keep track. So I declare a

~*~Self-Introduction Time~*~

Okayyyy, let's hear your name, occupation, and favorite way to spend a rainy day. In a nice, big, confidence voice, kay kids?

...Or...maybe not so loud. *rubs forehead*

((Can you say "hangover"? Come on, how else would you deal with a zombie dragon in your room. :D))

Comments

[eatinurworld.livejournal.com]

Know that kid? Guu? Figure out what the hell she is. I'll give you something nice if you do.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Like what?

[ages-like-wine.livejournal.com]

...

Please, just call me Lillet. I don't care for that foolish title all that much.

But, yes, I'm still studying. Right now, I'm attempting to...fix the dimensional gate.

[knockyoualldown.livejournal.com]

Well, I noticed that they have red chili powder in the castle kitchen, so I thought I'd try my new enchilada recipe!

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Of course, Lillet.

And if that's the case, you've just become my best friend. How's the progress going?

[eatinurworld.livejournal.com]

I was going to say "your life" but I suppose since I'm hiring you I need to make it more interesting.

You're one of those main-character types right? I'll give you... a dragon's fang or something. One of those rare, valuable, plot-moving items that you can't get anywhere else.

1/3

[dr-necromancer.livejournal.com]

One would do well to be wary in asking such questions.

[ages-like-wine.livejournal.com]

Well, taking everything into consideration--how much time I've spent on it, how much I've learned, and how similar the magic is to my own--I'd say...

Not very well whatsoever.

2/3

[dr-necromancer.livejournal.com]

TO GAZE INTO THE TRUE HEART OF KNOWLEDGE IS TO GAZE UPON MADNESS!

[dr-necromancer.livejournal.com]

EVEN NOW, I, who have looked into the great beyond, can feel the siren's call of sweet insanity TUGGING AT MY HEART LIKE A THOUSAND VULTURES!

1/2

[idkmybffscience.livejournal.com]

I recently had my first major case, actually, and the other day, I received a 97 on a science test. So I would venture the hypothesis that it's going well!

[idkmybffscience.livejournal.com]

Anyway, I know I won't change my mind. I don't think there's anything so interesting as science! Of course, there are a lot of ways a person could use science to help people, but due to personal experience, my interest is primarily in law enforcement.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Darn.

[rival-of-douche.livejournal.com]

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

There's something really....weird about what you just said. If you're more organized, wouldn't that make the government the delinquents?

[ages-like-wine.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry.

I'll keep trying.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

What the hell do I care about the plot moving? But okay, sure, fine. Maybe I will try. Maybe I won't.

*looks like there is some other emotion hidden under his face*

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

So in other words, you're a peeping tom for the universe?

[eatinurworld.livejournal.com]

Man, you humans are so boring. What does it take to get you to dance mindlessly for a little bit?

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Personal experience?

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Huh? You're missing the last one. Look. It's an incomplete set. What are you gonna do? This definitely looks like you need all 8 before you can be whatever the heck it is you you're trying to be.

[dr-necromancer.livejournal.com]

Peeping tom!? I-!!


You're COMPLETELY missing the point!

[rival-of-douche.livejournal.com]

[papercranelover.livejournal.com]

Hm, no, the government is quite fine with being lazy and only working when it's fun or gets them bribes. It's a demonic government, after all.

We delinquents are the few who are not like that. We are led by my lady, Raspberyl, whose delinquency is so strong that she even seeks out the owner of a single HL she found on the street, so she can return it.

Sadly, we're just three, most demons oddly prefer being honor students and just lazing around.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

It's a Topsy-Turvy world here, isn't it.