A pet's owner should look after it and take responsibility for any trouble it causes.

[jump_isforkids]

Uuuuuugh.... There are five elephants trying and failing at ballet inside of my head, someone tell them they need to pursue a different hobby...

Oi. New people. Who the heck are you all. I'm too lazy to keep track. So I declare a

~*~Self-Introduction Time~*~

Okayyyy, let's hear your name, occupation, and favorite way to spend a rainy day. In a nice, big, confidence voice, kay kids?

...Or...maybe not so loud. *rubs forehead*

((Can you say "hangover"? Come on, how else would you deal with a zombie dragon in your room. :D))

Comments

[papercranelover.livejournal.com]

It is a netherworld.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

IT'S YOUR PET! I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE DEALING WITH IT!! LIVING WITH IT IS ENOUGH OF AN EXPERIENCE IN AND OF ITSELF!

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, just beat me! Then I'll give you my badge.

*it's a 5HL coin*

[deadpandevourer.livejournal.com]

Do zombies really need water?

1/2

[rival-of-douche.livejournal.com]

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Well, give it SOMETHING so it doesn't try to eat people's brains.

2/2

[rival-of-douche.livejournal.com]

[RED sent out CHARMANDER!]

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I'm ready this time! BRING IT, DINO!

*winds up the swing and

SKEWERS CHARMANDER ON HIS WOODEN SWORD*

[deadpandevourer.livejournal.com]

I think it needs brains for that.

[rival-of-douche.livejournal.com]

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[CHARMANDER fainted!]

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

You're a hundred years too early to think you can beat me.

[rival-of-douche.livejournal.com]

[no-dad-no.livejournal.com]

Anything and everything!

[overlordinate.livejournal.com]

I would introduce myself if you didn't decide to make it a kindergarten game.

[private-eye-gai.livejournal.com]

Trouble holding your booze, eh? What an amateur.

[idkmybffscience.livejournal.com]

Well, for one thing, my sister used to be a detective.

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[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

...

Don't tell anyone I told you this, but there's a guy with red armor designed a lot like yours running around and trying to 'kill the blues' or something like that. Might be good to keep your guard up, is all.

[realfakehero.livejournal.com]

[Was that the flicker of a ghost of a smile?]

Well, I was going to suggest a cup of hot caff, some analgesics and a little time, but I've never heard of that one before.

[emo-urges.livejournal.com]

*Appears, as if it's safe to come out now that Joshua left*

Thanks for sticking up for me, Sakata-San. But... if Joshua hears something he doesn't like, he pretty much pretends he doesn't hear it.

Either that, or you end up pissing him off and he Erases you. Glad to see it was the former this time.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

He had a dangerous aura, all right. Like he could crumble you to dust if he felt like it, even though he's just a scrawny little teenager. What a creepy kid.

What's your relationship with him? *not talking romantic, of course*

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

We don't care who you are, anyway. *picks nose* Don't worry.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

I can hold it just fine. It's this damn headache...

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[memoryisthekey.livejournal.com]

Sarge. I'm aware, but I appreciate the concern.

I don't think I caught your name.

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[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Gintoki Sakata. *hands over his business card* Freelancer and jack-of-all-trades. If there's anything you need doing, be it looking for a lost person or thing, bodyguarding, or putting on a 10-year-old's birthday, I'm the one to call.

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[memoryisthekey.livejournal.com]

Hm. A Freelancer. Of course. I'll be sure to keep you in mind.