A pet's owner should look after it and take responsibility for any trouble it causes.

[jump_isforkids]

Uuuuuugh.... There are five elephants trying and failing at ballet inside of my head, someone tell them they need to pursue a different hobby...

Oi. New people. Who the heck are you all. I'm too lazy to keep track. So I declare a

~*~Self-Introduction Time~*~

Okayyyy, let's hear your name, occupation, and favorite way to spend a rainy day. In a nice, big, confidence voice, kay kids?

...Or...maybe not so loud. *rubs forehead*

((Can you say "hangover"? Come on, how else would you deal with a zombie dragon in your room. :D))

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[memoryisthekey.livejournal.com]

Somebody had to do it.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Your country owes you a lot.

[memoryisthekey.livejournal.com]

I've already collected.

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[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

...

Don't tell anyone I told you this, but there's a guy with red armor designed a lot like yours running around and trying to 'kill the blues' or something like that. Might be good to keep your guard up, is all.

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[memoryisthekey.livejournal.com]

Sarge. I'm aware, but I appreciate the concern.

I don't think I caught your name.

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[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Gintoki Sakata. *hands over his business card* Freelancer and jack-of-all-trades. If there's anything you need doing, be it looking for a lost person or thing, bodyguarding, or putting on a 10-year-old's birthday, I'm the one to call.

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[memoryisthekey.livejournal.com]

Hm. A Freelancer. Of course. I'll be sure to keep you in mind.