A pet's owner should look after it and take responsibility for any trouble it causes.

[jump_isforkids]

Uuuuuugh.... There are five elephants trying and failing at ballet inside of my head, someone tell them they need to pursue a different hobby...

Oi. New people. Who the heck are you all. I'm too lazy to keep track. So I declare a

~*~Self-Introduction Time~*~

Okayyyy, let's hear your name, occupation, and favorite way to spend a rainy day. In a nice, big, confidence voice, kay kids?

...Or...maybe not so loud. *rubs forehead*

((Can you say "hangover"? Come on, how else would you deal with a zombie dragon in your room. :D))

Comments

[eatinurworld.livejournal.com]

Gig.

Destroyer of Worlds.

Destroying worlds.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

*scooches away*

[eatinurworld.livejournal.com]

What's the rush, whitey? Didn't I hear you say you will do anything for the right price?

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

*is listening hesitantly*

[eatinurworld.livejournal.com]

Know that kid? Guu? Figure out what the hell she is. I'll give you something nice if you do.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Like what?

[eatinurworld.livejournal.com]

I was going to say "your life" but I suppose since I'm hiring you I need to make it more interesting.

You're one of those main-character types right? I'll give you... a dragon's fang or something. One of those rare, valuable, plot-moving items that you can't get anywhere else.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

What the hell do I care about the plot moving? But okay, sure, fine. Maybe I will try. Maybe I won't.

*looks like there is some other emotion hidden under his face*

[eatinurworld.livejournal.com]

Man, you humans are so boring. What does it take to get you to dance mindlessly for a little bit?