If you're gonna cosplay, cosplay to adorn the heart.

[jump_isforkids]

[ A crash in the distance. Netherworld's version of birds all take off at once, startled by something in the trees. A rumbling like an earthquake, and all the trees suddenly are uprooted as the ground completely ruptures and rumbles and turns over as if it were alive. After the destruction is complete, the dust clears...and a single man stands, a glowing weapon wedged into the ground where he stabbed it. He pulls it out with a mighty, well, pull, and hefts it over his shoulder. The blade is big. And shiny. And also big. Really, really, badly-designed big. Why the hell did they design a sword like that? If people want to cosplay it, it won't fit in the door! There's something called MODERATION, you art designers!! ]

*grins widely*

BBBBANKKKKAIIII!

((His dream came true, I decided. Eh, why not.))

Comments

[papercranelover.livejournal.com]

That's an impressive tool of compensaton right there!

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

ISN'T IT?! >8D

Oy, oy, try and hit me! Try it! Mwa ha ha, you're not so scary anymore, freak samurai girl!

*has apparently not forgotten about her beating up all those guys single-handedly before*

[papercranelover.livejournal.com]

Uhm...okay.

*She tries, since he asked her nicely, stumbles over her own sandals and falls...and since people are usually trying to hold onto someting when they fall, she does it too, except she's trying to hold to Gintoki's pants...hey, it can't always happen only to female characters!*

[WILL HE DODGE? DUN DUN DUN. Sorry, I'm not too creative today, haha]

1/3

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

*pants*

*down*

.............................................

2/3

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

*pulls pants UP*

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

All right then, nothing to see here...

*walking away with his Way Too Damn Big sword*

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

Ooh! wow! I don't think I've ever seen a sword that big!...

How will it fit on screen with you!?

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Ha! It'll show up fine in the cut scenes, that's all that matters. *picks nose and flicks it away*

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

Just don't cause too much collateral damage, You could poke a hole in the O-zone layer with that!

[wizardwhodidit.livejournal.com]

*walks by, piloting a giant robot, armed with a giant doom laser, both made by him in Gil's lab*

Nice caveman-level weaponry there.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

*is crying like a little kid in a corner*

*poking and trailing little circles on a nearby rock with his finger*

*Way Too Freaking Big sword thrown on the ground*

*s-sniff*

[orange-renge.livejournal.com]

WHAAAT?

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Nyeehee.

*picks nose cockily*

[orange-renge.livejournal.com]

The hell is that supposed to be???

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you know without me having to tell you. A sword is an extension of the man's soul, right?

*swings the Too Freaking Big Sword around once and makes a cool pose* IT'S MY BANKAI!

[orange-renge.livejournal.com]

How can you when you're not a Shinigami?

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Hell if I know!

Hey, Kurosaki. Wanna spar? >8D

[orange-renge.livejournal.com]

Yeah? Okay, fine.

*draws Zangetsu*