I almost died sneaking it from the garbage. That prinny had DEATH written on its face. I escaped with minimal wounds, but I don't think I'll ever be able to sleep peacefully at night again. Those two beady eyes will haunt me until Death mercifully takes me from this mortal coil, and I can finally sleep for eternity with all the Jump to read and parfaits to eat that I could hope for.

Yup...I worked really hard to make this sign. *dramatic gaze into the distance*