There Are No Bad Guys Among Those with Natural Perms.

[jump_isforkids]

......

...............

*grunts and scratches while looking around*

Huh? Where's this? Nnnn, I could swear that I didn't fall asleep on the side of an active volcano. Eh? Active volcano? Hmmmm. Wait, what? Active? I seem to recall that if a volcano is active, that means that it could erupt at any time. Huh?

The earth is moving. Crap, man. This is supposed to be a PG-13 at most RP, isn't it? How crude. I'm gonna get axed for sure.

Eh?

It's erupting.

*stares at the erupting volcano*

...

IT'S ERUPTING FOR SERIOOOOOUS!!! *flees in the opposite direction of the fast-running lava*

((Feel free to assume your character is talking to him after he was done getting away from said lava :P))

Comments

[theysaidiwasmad.livejournal.com]

*Running past him*

Nicetomeetyougottagogiantwaveoflavarightbehindme!

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

EH-- OOOH NO YOU DON'T *runs faster to catch up with him*

HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF

[theysaidiwasmad.livejournal.com]

*later*

That was way to close. Did you just show up here too?

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

*heavy breathing* *leans against a tree for support*

Oi, oi, I don't know what you're talking about. *huff* "Showed up here"?

1/2

[theysaidiwasmad.livejournal.com]

Then you're a native...

2/2

[theysaidiwasmad.livejournal.com]

Excellent.

Tell me where I am or face my wrath!

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

I'M NOT A NATIVE! IDIOT! You think I come from this place?! *yanks at his own clothes* You never seen a kimono before? Wherever this is, it's a million miles from Japa--

--wait. :I So I guess I did just "show up". Pardon me. The volcano left me all confused.

[theysaidiwasmad.livejournal.com]

Oh, Sorry. Damn, here I was hoping I had a clue where the heck this place is.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

*looking around* What the hell... It looks like Tim Burton threw up after watching too much Lucky Star.

*looks at Gil* When did you show up?

[overlordinate.livejournal.com]

PG-13? Nah, you can basically say whatever you want. Jut keep your clothes on.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

I don't want to hear anything about that from a brat.

What's coming out of your head? Are those antenna? Are you trying to be moe? Girls don't go for that, all right? It's guys. You're going to attract guys like that.

...

*hids mouth behind hand, embarrassed*

[overlordinate.livejournal.com]

My hair is imposing! The only effect it has on guys or girls is letting them know I'm a powerful Overlord!

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Oh, suuuuure it is. *fake bows to Laharl* AH! Overlord~ I'll follow you until the ends of the eeeeearth~

[overlordinate.livejournal.com]

I'll end your earth!

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Oh really? Good luck, 'cause it sure ain't here.

...Speaking of, can you tell me where this is? Seems I've become a lost child. It's a little embarrassing.

[overlordinate.livejournal.com]

Ha! So now who's the kid, human?

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Aren't you human too? Oi.

[knockyoualldown.livejournal.com]

A volcano? I thought I heard something outside.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Outside where? Where are you?

*looks around*

*doesn't see anyone*

...Lord?

[knockyoualldown.livejournal.com]

Nobody's ever called me a Lord before!

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

*counts off on his fingers*

Um, excuse me? "Lord"? Did you bring me here?

[knockyoualldown.livejournal.com]

Uh...

...no?

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Feh. What, so you're not God. Who are you, then?

[knockyoualldown.livejournal.com]

I'm Garland, leader of the Dark Warriors! and yourself?

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

...Gintoki. Freelancer.