There Are No Bad Guys Among Those with Natural Perms.

[jump_isforkids]

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*grunts and scratches while looking around*

Huh? Where's this? Nnnn, I could swear that I didn't fall asleep on the side of an active volcano. Eh? Active volcano? Hmmmm. Wait, what? Active? I seem to recall that if a volcano is active, that means that it could erupt at any time. Huh?

The earth is moving. Crap, man. This is supposed to be a PG-13 at most RP, isn't it? How crude. I'm gonna get axed for sure.

Eh?

It's erupting.

*stares at the erupting volcano*

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IT'S ERUPTING FOR SERIOOOOOUS!!! *flees in the opposite direction of the fast-running lava*

((Feel free to assume your character is talking to him after he was done getting away from said lava :P))

Comments

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Huh, I see. It does seem like we're supposed to go to it, doesn't it?

[theysaidiwasmad.livejournal.com]

As much as I hate to follow the cliches like that, I'm hard pressed to imagine how whatever is in the castle could be much worse than what's out here.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

What have you run into so far? Although I get the feeling I'm going to regret asking.

[theysaidiwasmad.livejournal.com]

So far, aside from this truly hellish landscape, I've run into a tiny wizard who spoke in rhymes, a kid scientist of some sort, and a really wimpy guy in plate mail.

Mainly it's the constant rain of sulfur I want to get out of.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Freakin'...

Yeah, I'd want to get out of it, too. What do you say we start for the castle right now? At the very least maybe we can sneak our way in and get out of the sulfur rain.