A pet's owner should look after it and take responsibility for any trouble it causes.

[jump_isforkids]

Uuuuuugh.... There are five elephants trying and failing at ballet inside of my head, someone tell them they need to pursue a different hobby...

Oi. New people. Who the heck are you all. I'm too lazy to keep track. So I declare a

~*~Self-Introduction Time~*~

Okayyyy, let's hear your name, occupation, and favorite way to spend a rainy day. In a nice, big, confidence voice, kay kids?

...Or...maybe not so loud. *rubs forehead*

((Can you say "hangover"? Come on, how else would you deal with a zombie dragon in your room. :D))

Comments

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Deliquent samurai? Doesn't that just make you a ronin, then?

*doesn't bow back not because he means to be rude but because he is a punk like that - if Asuka is all samurai-badass and can read people, she might note that Gintoki is really confusing with how lazy and yet how sharp-as-a-tack he seems*

Ah, so kind~ There were days when I could've used that, seriously.

[papercranelover.livejournal.com]

Ah, maybe if I were human~ But I'm just a humble demoness, so being a delinquent makes me more of a samurai and less of a ronin.

*She notices that he indeed did recover *quite* fast, before she could even offer assistance, and does seem sharp, but then this isn't so unusual - many demons are like that and let their lazyness mask their intellect, so she didn't think of it as that special, even though among humans, it would be*

Thank you.

By the way, who would you be? I presume you are a human stolen by Baal to this Netherworld, is that correct?

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

You got it. Gintoki Sakata, freelancer. If there's any jobs you need taken care of, any you can dream up at all, then I'm your man.

[papercranelover.livejournal.com]

I am honored to make your aquaintance.

*she smiles*

As for jobs, well...
I actually got the assembly to pass a bill to create a 'welcome wagon' job to help newcomers to this world fit in, if that suits you, you might want to look into it to see if the payment is enough if you wouldn't do it as volunteer work~

It's important to do, because most humans and other arrivals have a pretty hard time fitting into a Netherworld, because it works so different from their native worlds.

((Yeah, she's a goody two shoes demoness, that's why she's a delinquent demon ^^))

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmyeah, saw that. I'm not really good at that whole "keep the same job for a long time" thing, it just gets boring. But I guess it's worth checking out.

Good job passing that. Straight-up decent government work there.

[papercranelover.livejournal.com]

Ah, I wish it were, but the demonic government is sadly too lazy for that. It falls to us delinquents to organize something like that, although my Lady is trying to change the government bit by bit~

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

There's something really....weird about what you just said. If you're more organized, wouldn't that make the government the delinquents?

[papercranelover.livejournal.com]

Hm, no, the government is quite fine with being lazy and only working when it's fun or gets them bribes. It's a demonic government, after all.

We delinquents are the few who are not like that. We are led by my lady, Raspberyl, whose delinquency is so strong that she even seeks out the owner of a single HL she found on the street, so she can return it.

Sadly, we're just three, most demons oddly prefer being honor students and just lazing around.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

It's a Topsy-Turvy world here, isn't it.

[papercranelover.livejournal.com]

It is a netherworld.