A pet's owner should look after it and take responsibility for any trouble it causes.

[jump_isforkids]

Uuuuuugh.... There are five elephants trying and failing at ballet inside of my head, someone tell them they need to pursue a different hobby...

Oi. New people. Who the heck are you all. I'm too lazy to keep track. So I declare a

~*~Self-Introduction Time~*~

Okayyyy, let's hear your name, occupation, and favorite way to spend a rainy day. In a nice, big, confidence voice, kay kids?

...Or...maybe not so loud. *rubs forehead*

((Can you say "hangover"? Come on, how else would you deal with a zombie dragon in your room. :D))

Comments

[composedcalm.livejournal.com]

Oh my what happened to you?

Joshua Kiryu.
Currently a student.
And in bed with a book.

[memoryisthekey.livejournal.com]

Agent Washington. I'm a Recovery Agent.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

The robot talked.

*knocks on his helmet visor a few times* Ooooooi. R-2? R-TWOOOO...

[memoryisthekey.livejournal.com]

Stop that. I'm not a robot.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

The natural processes of my body deleting the toxins from my system. Which I put willfully there in the first place. Don't worry about it.

Joshua, Joshua. *slings an arm over his shoulder* What...is UP, man. I'm hearing some strange things.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

*stops* Okay, Mister Robot.

So, what's the Recovery Agent business like?

[composedcalm.livejournal.com]

I wasn't about to.

Oh, have you?

[ages-like-wine.livejournal.com]

I am Lillet Blan, Mage Consul. I usually spend rainy days studying.

(Sunny days, too, but that's not what he asked.)

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

My buddy-'ole-pal-'ole-buddy, Headphones Kid. We're buddies.

You been bugging him, haven't you? Against his wishes.

[composedcalm.livejournal.com]

Hm? Neku, you mean?

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Studying is good for kids. But don't forget to enjoy your youth to its fullest, too, okay?

"Mage Consul"? Never heard of that one.

[papercranelover.livejournal.com]

My name is Asuka Cranekick, and I am a delinquent samurai, serving my Lady, Raspberyl.

*She bows lightly*

Favorite way to spend a rainy day, uhm...doing volunteer work by handing out umbrellas to those who forgot them so they don't get wet!

[ages-like-wine.livejournal.com]

(...My youth. I enjoyed my youth a thousand times over for over a thousand years. I think I've lived it to the fullest in the most literal sense.)

In my home, the Mage Consul is the highest-ranking title given to a mage. A Mage Consul acts as a consultant to Her Majesty the Queen, while occasionally acting as a diplomat to other nations, overseeing and enforcing law wherever magic is concerned, and always studying magic.

...It all sounds more exciting than it is. Really.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Honestly, every has their own hobbies. Hobbies are what make us interesting individuals, right? What I read is my own business, and I'm not going to stop reading Jump just because I'm too old for it. It's just too addicting-- when will they get the last piece-- how many forms does Narutan have--!

But I can't just look away when someone's hobby causes to someone else, then you don't call it a hobby anymore.

It's just plain bullying.

[composedcalm.livejournal.com]

[...Is silent this whole time...before deciding to walk away.]

I'll put that under consideration.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

*watches him leave*

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

...It sounds like a whirlwind.

You're older than you look, I take it?

[memoryisthekey.livejournal.com]

It's Wash. And I'm not a robot.

I harvest the equipment from my fallen friends and then blow up their corpses. Or, I guess, I used to. Technically speaking, I was fired shortly before my arrival here.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Deliquent samurai? Doesn't that just make you a ronin, then?

*doesn't bow back not because he means to be rude but because he is a punk like that - if Asuka is all samurai-badass and can read people, she might note that Gintoki is really confusing with how lazy and yet how sharp-as-a-tack he seems*

Ah, so kind~ There were days when I could've used that, seriously.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

...

Sure is dark...

[ages-like-wine.livejournal.com]

No, no. I'm sixteen.

(Not a lie. This body is technically sixteen, after all...)

[papercranelover.livejournal.com]

Ah, maybe if I were human~ But I'm just a humble demoness, so being a delinquent makes me more of a samurai and less of a ronin.

*She notices that he indeed did recover *quite* fast, before she could even offer assistance, and does seem sharp, but then this isn't so unusual - many demons are like that and let their lazyness mask their intellect, so she didn't think of it as that special, even though among humans, it would be*

Thank you.

By the way, who would you be? I presume you are a human stolen by Baal to this Netherworld, is that correct?

[memoryisthekey.livejournal.com]

Somebody had to do it.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

You got it. Gintoki Sakata, freelancer. If there's any jobs you need taken care of, any you can dream up at all, then I'm your man.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Your country owes you a lot.