When you're tired, eat something sour.

[jump_isforkids]

((just a note-- Gintoki spent 14,000HL of the 15,000HL that he got from Elizabeth on booze, ice cream sundaes, strawberry milk, and 6 weeks or so of Shounen Jump. I can't have Gintoki having too much money, otherwise he just doesn't work, literally and figuratively :D))

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah that's the good stuff.

*belches*

*tosses his 19th empty strawberry milk carton into Zuu's zombie dragon mouth*

Whew...

*picks his ear*

*yaaaaaawns*

*scratches his shoulder*

...................Bored...............

((Please take note that it's possible your character got word that Gintoki is a freelancer who will do nearly anything if paid. Let's have fun guyz<3))

Comments

[deadpandevourer.livejournal.com]

If you're bored, you should find a "special person."

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

And what gives you the impression I haven't already, eh? Eh?

*picks nose* And why would I bother with that kind of thing here. Gig got sent back, Mao got sent back. Yup, it's only a matter of time before it's my turn~ Woo, man, I can't wait~ *faked excitement*

[deadpandevourer.livejournal.com]

If you did, you wouldn't spend all day reading Shonen Jump.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Ya dummy, I was talking about back in Edo. And love isn't about being romantic and writing poetry about someone every day expressing your lovely dovey teenage hormones in flowery words, no. It's about CLEANING THE TOILET and PUTTING UP WITH EATING THEIR TERRIBLE FOOD WHEN IT TASTES LIKE THE SCUM STUCK TO YOUR SHOE and HOLDING BACK THEIR HAIR WHEN THEIR GOING TO PRAY TO THE PORCELAIN THRONE.

THAT is love. *goes back to reading about Ichigo charging up his Bankai* Ah...I want one too...

[deadpandevourer.livejournal.com]

What's a porcelain throne?

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

You're probably too young for that talk.

[deadpandevourer.livejournal.com]

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Point that demonic face somewhere else. -_-

*sigh* ...Shouldn't you be going to school, kid? I don't feel like playing babysitter 24/7.

[deadpandevourer.livejournal.com]

School?

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

There isn't one around here somewhere?

[deadpandevourer.livejournal.com]

I don't know.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Ah, yeah. I saw a sign for "Netherworld Adademy" or somesuch the other day when I was taking a lea-- admiring the flowers outside of the place. Well, first thing tomorrow, we're signing you up for it. Okay. That's settled.

[deadpandevourer.livejournal.com]

If it's so important to Gintoki, I'll try out this school thing.

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

If you're so bored! You could help me to wash the bathrooms in the castle! They look horrible!

*Holds out a bucket and sponge*

It'll be fun!

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

*holds out his hand to receive*

*payment, that is*

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

*She has her head cocked tot he side and looks rather confused at first and then just sits the bucket in his hand, not knowing that money was actually what he was after*

Here ya go!

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

*waves the bucket in her face* Money, I want money! I'm not into charity work, I've got bills to pay! i.e. ice cream sundaes and strawberry milk to purchase

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

But doing work for charity is the best! you feel so good after wards!!

[heroicfanboy.livejournal.com]

[Is fondly looking at a picture while sighing every ten seconds or so. The fact that Valentine's just came and went does not help. Takes his wallet out and looks at some of the money earned through his very, very dangerous job.]

...Well, I guess it's worth a try.

Umm... Excuse me... Do you know how to, umm, search for people?

[Is well aware that Sapphire is not in the castle, but is still willing to try anything by now.]

1/3

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

[Private] A...

A......!

A CLIENT HAS APPEARED [/Private]

2/3

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

*after having a seisure and loosing his breath and leaning against the wall for support for a couple minutes*

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

*normal face* Who are you looking for? You have a photo?

[heroicfanboy.livejournal.com]

[Remains silent for a moment, unable to move due to the display he just witnessed. Reacts upon being addressed.]

Y,yeah!

[Nervously hands photo of Princess Sapphire, her most notable characteristics probably being the sparkling green eyes and long white hair.]

Umm, are you... okay...?

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

*doesn't answer, just takes the photo and studies it* Hm...

She's cute. Girlfriend?

[heroicfanboy.livejournal.com]

Wife, actually. Her name is Queen Sapphire Rhodonite, but I just call her 'Princess'... Force of habit, I guess, haha...

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Mm-hm.

If she got sent to Netherworld along with you, her name'd be on a door here somewhere.

[heroicfanboy.livejournal.com]

I... Guess that's right. Still, I need to find a way to make sure she isn't in danger! But... If she came here, then she would be threathened by Overlord Baal, so...

[Sigh] I really don't know how to feel about this...

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

I think it's best you let sleeping dogs lie, kid. Any of the "guests" pulled here from another world get a room, it's been an unbroken pattern. Your adorable wife is probably sitting at home wherever it is you came from, knitting a new scarf for you and waiting for you to be sent back.

Look on the bright side; the longer it takes, the better-suited the scarf will be to wrap around two people. *hands the photo back to him*

[gunnabamasta.livejournal.com]

This place is anything but boring!

Pika!

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

o rly

[gunnabamasta.livejournal.com]

Yeah!

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

...

You seem like the kind of kid who would find ANYTHING not boring.

[gunnabamasta.livejournal.com]

It helps to have a positive outlook. Besides, it's not hard to find things to do, really!

[orange-renge.livejournal.com]

How good are you with a sword? You could come Hollow-hunting with me.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Serious? There's things to kill out there and everything?

Sounds like a set-up to me.

[orange-renge.livejournal.com]

Well, it might be a problem if you don't have enough reitsu to see them...

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Show them to me.

[orange-renge.livejournal.com]

Okay. *taking you outside, ooh look there's some Menos in the distance...playing croquet?*

There's some.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

*peers off on that direction, hand over his eyes* Why would I want to defeat them if they're just playing croquet?

[orange-renge.livejournal.com]

Because they eat souls! Come on, this place is all sorts of messed up, but they're still hollows, and I'm still a shinigami!

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

*watches one making a wicket* ...Yyyyyeah, they look real dangerous.

How do you know so much about "hollows", anyway? First I've heard of them.

((I know it's ambiguous and annoying, but let's say that Gintoki does NOT know about Bleach, and those "I want bankai" jokes are a part of a different stream of conscious and is just for teh LOLs. :P))

[orange-renge.livejournal.com]

Because I'm a shinigami, stupid.

It's my job to eliminate hollows.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Good for you. Have fun. Be a big hero and save the day with yer awesome powerful mega attack special type zero. *scratching his shoulder and turning around to leave*

[orange-renge.livejournal.com]

You're the one who was complaining about being bored.