There's weird rules among guys, like 'touching a frog means coming of age'

[jump_isforkids]

I haven't had a job in 6 weeks now.

I haven't read "Jump" in 2, seeing as my wallet is emptier than a tired housewife's smile.

Maybe I should stop reading it.

Maybe.

...

*some time later, Gintoki is standing in front of the castle entrance, holding up a sign that says

WILL SNARK
FOR FOOD

Comments

[theysaidiwasmad.livejournal.com]

Are you even trying?

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

I worked really hard to make this sign, you know.

[theysaidiwasmad.livejournal.com]

That's cardboard.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

I almost died sneaking it from the garbage. That prinny had DEATH written on its face. I escaped with minimal wounds, but I don't think I'll ever be able to sleep peacefully at night again. Those two beady eyes will haunt me until Death mercifully takes me from this mortal coil, and I can finally sleep for eternity with all the Jump to read and parfaits to eat that I could hope for.

Yup...I worked really hard to make this sign. *dramatic gaze into the distance*

[theysaidiwasmad.livejournal.com]

I feel honored for being in the presence of the thinnest tissue of deception ever created.