There's weird rules among guys, like 'touching a frog means coming of age'

[jump_isforkids]

I haven't had a job in 6 weeks now.

I haven't read "Jump" in 2, seeing as my wallet is emptier than a tired housewife's smile.

Maybe I should stop reading it.

Maybe.

...

*some time later, Gintoki is standing in front of the castle entrance, holding up a sign that says

WILL SNARK
FOR FOOD

Comments

[theysaidiwasmad.livejournal.com]

Are you even trying?

[papercranelover.livejournal.com]

Oh my, the economy in this Netherworld is so bad that it has come to this?

How horrible...

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

Oh! You look so hungry! I think I may have some health snacks with me if you would like some!

[asshatoverlord.livejournal.com]

The hell is a Snark? Some kinda kid's show?

[37thdefender.livejournal.com]

Down on your luck are you? Well.. I say you should join ol Captain Gordon and DEFEND the Earth!! HAHA! Theres Pizza involved!

AND Hot Babes!

[orange-renge.livejournal.com]

You're pretty good with the metaphors there.

[hateuallsomuch.livejournal.com]

You know there's no way that's gonna work, right?