There's weird rules among guys, like 'touching a frog means coming of age'

[jump_isforkids]

I haven't had a job in 6 weeks now.

I haven't read "Jump" in 2, seeing as my wallet is emptier than a tired housewife's smile.

Maybe I should stop reading it.

Maybe.

...

*some time later, Gintoki is standing in front of the castle entrance, holding up a sign that says

WILL SNARK
FOR FOOD

Comments

[hateuallsomuch.livejournal.com]

You know there's no way that's gonna work, right?

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Eh, what? Did I just hear something? Oooh nevermind it was just the wind. Who'd want to talk to an ASSHOLE LIKE ME. Oh woe is me, I'm all alone in this world...!

Mother! Mother, you can hear me right? OH, how I miss you and your delicious plum rice balls that were so sour I cried every time I took a bite! HOW I LONG TO TASTE THEM ONCE MORE.

[hateuallsomuch.livejournal.com]

... Yeah, you know, you make a good point. Why the hell am I wasting my time talking to you?