There's weird rules among guys, like 'touching a frog means coming of age'

[jump_isforkids]

I haven't had a job in 6 weeks now.

I haven't read "Jump" in 2, seeing as my wallet is emptier than a tired housewife's smile.

Maybe I should stop reading it.

Maybe.

...

*some time later, Gintoki is standing in front of the castle entrance, holding up a sign that says

WILL SNARK
FOR FOOD

Comments

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

Oh! You look so hungry! I think I may have some health snacks with me if you would like some!

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

No, you see, when you see a sign like this, that says "Will ___ for food?" That means that I'm looking for a hand-out. Money, kid, money.

But eck whatever gimme the healthy snacks as long as they're not bitter

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

*She starts rummaging around through her stuff*

Oh, well shouldn't you say "For Money" instead of "For Food".

*She procures a small bag of "Dehydrated Dragon Rinds" and hands them to him*

Here you go!