Jump sometimes comes out on Saturday, so be careful.

[jump_isforkids]

I'd like you all to meet my new roommate, Guu. She's a fragile soul, so please be kind and give her a wide berth. I don't know what might happen if you get to close to her. Like her stalking you and forcing herself into your living quarters.

So. I believe I'm stuck here in this hellish place.

This isn't annoying me yet, BUT! I think the possibility of that happening eventually is extremely high. Oi. Is there someplace to drink around here? I'm going to need a few.

Ah, and I'll take one copy of this week's Shounen Jump.

*takes to his room and kicks back on the bed to read it*

*page turn* Ah... I want a "bankai," too...

((Mods and players, please assume that Gintoki is going to buy an issue of Weekly Shounen Jump every single week that he lives here. Since there's no actually-kept-track-of system...I guess it doesn't matter. It'll be about 250HL for each copy.))

Comments

[deadpandevourer.livejournal.com]

Yo.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

What do you want? If you're hungry, I don't have any food. Go find some at the convenience store.

*flips a page*

[deadpandevourer.livejournal.com]

*stares at Jump*

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

*tries to ignore her*

...

[deadpandevourer.livejournal.com]

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

.........

Ummmmm, I'm sorry.

But your endless staring is really distracting and creeping me out.

[deadpandevourer.livejournal.com]

Then just ignore me.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Oh! Of course, I hadn't thought of that, ah ha ha. Yyyeah.

*turns over on his side, facing away from Guu, and tries to keep reading about Luffy's explosive buggers*

[deadpandevourer.livejournal.com]

*stares a hole in the back of Gintoki's head*

*figuratively*

*this time*